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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-10 – Odds and ends

March 10th, 2023 Dear Diary, I was subtle in asking Fr. Tommy about “VF” — and he said it was “Vicar Forane.” It sounded like “foreign” because Fr. Algernon is certainly that. But Tommy spelled it out, f-o-r-a-n-e.  I thought … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-09 – Regional meeting

March 9th, 2023 Dear Diary, We had a regional bishops meeting yesterday.  They were all there… Dozer, Jude, Andy, Mateo, Jack of course since it was at the archdiocese.  Usually they’re a blast. Other folks do the work preparing policy … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-08 – Dozer’s new fundraiser

March 8, 2023 Dear Diary, Dozer has new fundraiser in his diocese called the “Catholic New Era Fund.” It’s an older low-key nonprofit setup that used to be called the “Bishop’s Fund”. People stopped giving.  So Doze removed the word … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-07 – A visit from Bp. Antuninu “Dozer” Ruspa

Dozer came for a visit, stayed over. Long overdue. We went out for dinner and stayed up late.  He’s just back from a trip to Rome.  He went to Sicily too, of course.  He looks well-rested. We caught up on … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-06

March 6, 2023 Dear Diary, “Mr. Domenico” has been the tailor here for years. Cute old guy. A true expert. Saw him just before Christmas to be fitted for some new things. He outdid himself. The new cassocks are slimming. … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-05

As we wait for more recent entries, here is an older one.  Poor Fr. Tommy.  He has to deal with a guy whose need not to be alone is nearly pathological. August 8th 2022 Dear Diary, Low-key day.  Nothing on … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-04

Dear Diary, Today I’m off to do a wedding for a friend’s daughter.  She’s marrying a nice Jewish boy, and I’ll officiate along with the rabbi. I love these ecumenical events! He told me to stay after for some nosh. I think … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-03

I don’t have any new entries from the private diary. Perhaps the mole has been caught. I don’t know.  I have some oldies somewhere. However, I can now share a copy of the bishop’s coat of arms. I should have … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-02

March 2nd 2023 Dear Diary, Got a nasty note from the ACLU down the hall. (Annoying Canon Law Undesirables as Fr. Bruce called them.) Apparently I’m not supposed to allow a collection to be taken up at the Encountering the … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-01

Nothing new came in today so here is an oldie entry. August 1st 2022 Dear Diary, Tragedy has struck. Deacon Butch died in his sleep last night. His grandson called to tell me. Said he found him this morning, looking … Continue reading

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