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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 03-01-25 – Chewrows

Editor’s Note: The “mole” had to made a trip to the native place for family reasons, so the diary entries were not forthcoming.  “Nemo dat quod non got!”  In this entry, to jog your memory, Fr. Ernesto is pastor of … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus” – 24-05-30 – Bishops meeting

30 May 2024 Dear Diary, Next meeting in Louisville, long haul drive, I think I can do it. Or rather Fr. Tommy or Gilbert, can, drive.  At least I don’t have to get on a plane. Happy memories of cousin … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-05-12 – Bp. Fatty v. Confirmations

I trust the readership will understand that while I was on my recent Roman Sojourn, I was unable to frequent the usual series of secret dead drops. Therefore collection of entries from the diary were suspended. It is good to … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-03-10 – Bp. Fatty convalescing

March 10th, 2024 Dear Diary, Worst Lent ever. Even though I got vaxed a lot I still got the Covid again. Feel better, definitely on the mend, but it was pretty bad. I’d say sick as a dog, but not … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-02-08

Febuary 8th, 2024 Dear Diary, Upcoming series of FCMH one each week for the next few weeks. Several hours of boredom punctuated by a few moments of sheer terror. They gave me the reports and the materials ahead of time. … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-01-08

January 8th, 2024 Dear Diary, I’ve heard that their getting some kind of birthday party together for me already – it’s over a month away, but it’s never too early to plan something fun. I got a shock when Fr. … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-22: Christmas Party

December 22nd, 2023 Dear Diary, I had to drive by myself to the chancery’s Christmas party last night at Razzo’s Steak House because Fr. Tommy said he didn’t want to go. We were on the phone: “What do you mean … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-19: Blessing gals and guys

December 19th, 2023 Dear Diary, Blessing of gals and guys.  THANKS ALOT.  Now WHAT?!? Heck, I bless everything! Houses, cars, new offices in the chancery, campfires at camp, booze, ribs, sandwiches, you name it. It’s like that TV show, “That’s … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-17: fait accompli

December 17th, 2023 Dear Diary, It was the usual for Goadate Sunday at SP.  I dusted off all the pink jokes and got some chuckles here and there.  I guess they’ve heard them.  But I had a chance to check … Continue reading

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-13 – They’re all against me

Previous… HERE.  I guess there is something in the air these days about the Sacrament of Penance. December 13th 2023 Dear Diary, I am pissed off at Fr. Tommy.  I’m pissed at Vice.  I’m pissed at the ST rector.*   I’m … Continue reading

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